I like violent video games.
Meatwad: Why don't you just go to the hose, drink you some water?
Master Shake: I'm not turning on some analog faucet to drink barbaric water. The mouth is a primitive hole that will soon be phased out; you better start takin' some pictures of those!
Meatwad: Could you phase it out now? Cuz it's pissin' me off.