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Aug 27 '20

Give me your money.
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B0r0wski

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Aug 27 '20

jeffbezos wrote:
Give me your money.


You are not getting money.
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Aug 27 '20

Krowing wrote:
jeffbezos wrote:
Give me your money.


You are not getting money.


:*(
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Aug 27 '20

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Aug 28 '20

Wankface wrote:


Definitely not massive tax fraud
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Wankface

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Aug 28 '20

bobsmith wrote:
Definitely not massive tax fraud


You sure about that?
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Aug 28 '20

Wankface wrote:
bobsmith wrote:
Definitely not massive tax fraud


You sure about that?


Of course I am!
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Wankface

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Aug 28 '20

bobsmith wrote:
Wankface wrote:
bobsmith wrote:
Definitely not massive tax fraud


You sure about that?


Of course I am!


I'm doubting that. Lemme just pull up some files...
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Aug 28 '20

Wankface wrote:
bobsmith wrote:
Wankface wrote:
bobsmith wrote:
Definitely not massive tax fraud


You sure about that?


Of course I am!


I'm doubting that. Lemme just pull up some files...


Now that is just unnecessary!
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Wankface

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Aug 29 '20

Alright, it looks like Mr. Bezos has committed massive amounts of tax fraud, so I'd ask him to pay all of the lost tax revenue or face a serious prison sentence.
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Frix

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Aug 30 '20

Wankface wrote:
Alright, it looks like Mr. Bezos has committed massive amounts of tax fraud, so I'd ask him to pay all of the lost tax revenue or face a serious prison sentence.

How serious are we talking?
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Aug 31 '20

Frix wrote:
Wankface wrote:
Alright, it looks like Mr. Bezos has committed massive amounts of tax fraud, so I'd ask him to pay all of the lost tax revenue or face a serious prison sentence.

How serious are we talking?


Some hundreds of billions of dollars, more or less.
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Sep 02 '20

Wankface wrote:
Alright, it looks like Mr. Bezos has committed massive amounts of tax fraud, so I'd ask him to pay all of the lost tax revenue or face a serious prison sentence.


You'll never take me alive copper!
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Wankface

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Sep 02 '20

jeffbezos wrote:
Wankface wrote:
Alright, it looks like Mr. Bezos has committed massive amounts of tax fraud, so I'd ask him to pay all of the lost tax revenue or face a serious prison sentence.


You'll never take me alive copper!


Alright, that's it. I'm sending in the police!
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Sep 22 '20

The key is customer service
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